Dear Dr Ski

I'm not one for idle gossip but the attached video clip seems to flag up the type of unsavoury antics which in our hayday would have been firmly locked in the closet. What makes it even more worrying is, that rumour has it, the one in the blue jacket is in fact your good self.......care to comment?

Colonel Bumtickler MBE

My Dear Bumtickler

I hardly think the skiing exercise being demonstrated in the video clip is anything other than a test in co-ordination skills performed at the highest level by a pair of expert skiers.

'nuff said

 Dr Ski