Dear Dr Ski

I am desperate to go skiing as soon as it is physically possible, I want to be there with my friends (lucky buggers).  If you hear of any fancy ideas to smuggle me in, please let me know.  I may not be a small package but I am flexible.

Gagging for a few turns

The Biggun

My Dear Graham (may I call you that?)

I've been giving your cunning plan some thought, I also ran the idea past one or two of those who have made it 'under the wire', so to speak, and are now enjoying the deserted slopes of St Anton.

In terms of disguise, it is our considered opinion, that nobody, anywhere, seems to have a firm grip on who is allowed to travel freely throughout the UK and Europe and who is not. The only certainty seems to be that anyone dressed in full PPE is indistinguishable from any other person dressed the same way, regardless of size (v.important in your particular case) and that anyone dressed in full PPE is considered to be carrying out some important task and therefore every effort should be made to assist an easy passage for these individuals.

Whilst I cannot directly aid or advise you in this matter, I leave you to draw your own conclusions, suffice to say that 'a nod's as good as a wink to a blind Buffalo' (in your case) and if and when you cross the border in full disguise,  commandeer the first ambulance you see with Psychiatrisches Krankenhaus on the side, the rest should be a piece of cake.

I can hardly wait

 

Dr Ski