Gudday Doc
Your biggest antipodean fan here, and I'll be the first to admit nobody knows more about the 'Slippery Art' than you Doc but believe you me I've still got a move or two that would take your breath away. Let's cut to the chase, I have it on good authority that there has been a change in the Tirolean Ski School Law, in that all reference to Qualified Guides has been removed. That being the case does it leave the way open for the likes of yours truly 'The Unqualified Guide' the idea of dropping into Hinterrendl with a bunch of first timers is already getting the juices flowing. What do you think, can we say 'Thunderbirds are go?'
Gagging for it
ABT
PS I've got just the jacket for it. ABT
Dear ABT
The revised ski school law does remove all reference to 'Schibegleiter' but I can't imagine, even in my wildest nightmares, that this change in the Law has been put in place to open the way for any Ton, Mick or Hansi to offer their services to the unsuspecting public as an 'Unofficial Ski Guide'. Having had the dubious benefit of observing you cartwheeling down even the gentlest of blue runs perhaps I should use this opportunity to issue a 'Public Health Warning' rather than answering your question. The idea of anyone following you down Blue Osthang makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end, let alone dropping into Hinterrendl.
My advice, if you see that jacket, start heading in the other direction.
Yours
Dr Ski
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