Dear Mr Cunningham (or should I say Dr Ski???? the truth will out)

I have been a keen, but till now, anonymous follower of your esteemed
organ for some years now. I have always been impressed by the
independence and integrity of the content of this publication.
HOWEVER, I have recently found the need to put pen to paper (or in
this case, digit to keyboard) to express in the strongest terms my
disgust and dismay at what appears to be yet another example of the
increasing commercialisation of our beloved fourth estate. Your
publication had for some time represented a stolid calmness in its
predictability of appearance and unchanging literary content, but now
sir, now I see a change in background, font and written input, I can
only assume that you have sold your soul to that god of avarice
'Murdoch'. Have you kno (sic) shame???

with friendly greetings

Colonel A H Ole (Rtd) 12th Fusileers. 2nd Latrines

Fortunately I am quite used to dealing with enquiries from A H ole's
Perhaps you have not heard of the phrase 'moving with the times' we at Dr Ski are always looking to find ways of improving our website and welcome any intelligent and helpful advice. In this instance we have received neither, perhaps you would like to have another go?

Regards
Dr Ski

PS. We wonder where you get these scandalous rumours that Dr Ski is in any way related to a Mr Cunningham, as far as we are aware he can't even ski.